The Lazy Vampire

thegestianpoet:

why put croutons on a salad when you can eat them directly from the bag 

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

sweetscottishcherub:

i just

really like it when men push their sleeves up

or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows

i mean i really like it

really

(via spoiltheending)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

^reblogging for that comment^

(Source: robbstark)

sherlockian-spockian-who:

llamacorns:

insert-lyrics-here:

ask-brownie-hooves:

sherlockbitches:

What the…

I’m ready to solve help crimes

I take it that’s Anderson

No it’s ok, as long as you can’t see Anderson’s face his devil magic can’t hurt you.

No but seriously, can you just imagine Sherlock supergluing a plastic shopping bag to Anderson’s head and leaving him to wander the streets of London?

(Source: marymuse)

thatfunnyblog:

(Source: thewisepickle)

(Source: havissard)

(via celebmegil)

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

(Source: annyskod)

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

jonknows:

#a girl doesn’t give a fuck

(Source: starksfell)

(Source: petitia, via lolsofunny)